Objects in Motion …
A Science-Fiction Short Story by Chris Spackman
Updated 2020-12-15
Cosmic Background Life Levels
Self-aware, intelligent life is common in the universe. All sorts of life — many more types than have been portrayed in all of the science fiction books, tv shows, or movies in any language on any planet. 0.031 m3: Imagine a cube about 31.416 cm on a side — of course, aside from the Xuupprryyggvv, very few species are truly cubical. Size seems to be the only requirement for intelligence; all intelligent, self-aware species are at least 0.031 cubic meters in volume. Height, weight, etc vary massively, but no intelligent species with a volume smaller than 0.031 cubic meters, on average, is known. The smallest are the Bae'vgg. Obviously their children are less than 0.031 m3. But, as with the children of most species, their intelligence is more of a potentiality.
The problem, though, is that the universe is really,
really, big. Rarely do two intelligent species evolve near
each other, and even when that does happen, there are a lot of
forms of life, as we touched on above, and they don’t always
recognize each other. Even if they recognize each other as
intelligent life, they may not have anything in common and no
need for anything the other has. The life flying (or floating,
or hovering, etc. whatever the situation) around the
atmosphere of a gas giant planet (gas-giant life, or GG
life
, the second most common form of intelligent life
in the universe) does not care about the lives or needs of
ground-based life on a rocky planet. (Rocky-planet-based life,
or RPB life
, is the third most common form of
intelligent life in the universe.) Almost no communication,
probably no trade, certainly no war. What are they going to
do, create a federation and go searching for other intelligent
life? Good luck with that — statistically, if two
species grew up near each other, then the next intelligent
species is even farther away than the galactic average, which
is a pretty big number to start with.
There are at least three ways to travel
faster than
light. Travel in quotes because none of them actually
involve traveling, in the strict sense. In theory, once a
species has developed one or more of these technologies,
they could go looking for other intelligent species. But,
the situation is kind of like the Dyson conundrum
.
The Dyson conundrum
—
any species that could actually build a Dyson sphere does
not actually need a Dyson sphere. None of the
species (and there are only a few so far) that have
developed the technology for faster than light travel has
actually cared about using faster than light
travel. Apparently, once you know everything, you aren’t
too worried about going out to meet the neighbors, who
almost certainly are extremely boring.
The Shuupcavog’s First Space Battle
Too many species, when they first make it into space in a
meaningful way, put their local language’s equivalent of
space
in front of everything. Space ship
, space battle
,
space convenience store
. Not very imaginative, but to be
fair, very accurate.
Space battles, of course, are like most battles in most
everyone’s histories. Boring, and then terrifying, and then if
you are lucky, merely traumatic for a few years. Most species
like to commemorate their firsts
even when the first is
something bad, like a bunch of people (or whatever the local
version of the supposedly intelligent life calls itself)
killing each other.
The local intelligent life in this part of our story call
themselves the Shuupcavog. In their written language, the name
is only three letters, but their alphabet
has between 172
and 213 letters, depending on the dialect and the time period
— older alphabets had more letters; the government has been
simplifying over time. Still, literacy is highly prized among
the Shuupcavog because it takes so long to learn to read. And
because the government strictly controls who gets to learn to
read. But that is a different story.
This part of our story is about the
Shuupcavog’s
You don’t want to deal with how they
make possessives, trust me. first space battle
. Space
battle
because like most species, the Shuupcavog also just
put space
in front of battle
to describe this new way of
fighting. As is also usually the case for intelligent species,
the first — and in fact all — of the Shuupcavog’s space
battles were between groups of
Shuupcavogs.
They actually make the plural by
adding an ‘s’ sound; it is surprisingly common among languages
in the Milky Way galaxy. No one knows why.
The first space battle took place in the year that the
Shuupcavog called 0
(yes, zero). They count all years from
the year after a new emperor gains power.
Not sexist because the Shuupcavog
don’t have sexes — which is mildly unusual among RPB
intelligent species) In this case,
Tufeelahsoonaehaezzauo and Aittotuofaibaegaezzauo were
fighting to become emperor. This was the first time two
Shuupcavog had fought for supremacy since the species had
developed space flight. They were still worried about external
threats (little pink people
), and so had produced some
craft capable of flying and fighting in low Shudocaagof (the
name of their planet) orbit.
Both contenders had space forces
(yes, they also just put
space
in front of force
— of course in the local language
it sounds much longer than that) loyal to them around the
planet, and of course, above the planet. The first space
battle was between the confusingly named 1st Imperial Space
Defense Division
(for Tufeelahsoonaehaezzauo) and the 1st
Imperial Space Defense Division
(for Aittotuofaibaegaezzauo),
because both of them, naturally, saw themselves as the
rightful emperor, fighting a usurper. Normal people just took
to calling them the Violets and the Indigos, based on the supposed
similarity between the would-be emperors’ names and the words
for those colors in a commonly spoken dialect.
In fact, their names didn’t sound
that similar to violet
or indigo
— it was
just a convenient lie that later became established fact.
Perhaps surprisingly, the ships were not similar at all.
The Violets (for Tufeelahsoonaehaezzauo) were in a newer
version of the Xeepoo’ngag space fighter
(yes, they
did) XPN Mark 1. The XPN 1 had
two forward
cannons. Quotes around forward
because the XPN 1 was the first fighter where the
designers realized forward
in space just means the
direction the pilot is facing. So, the XPN 1 looks less
like an airplane and a bit more like a sphere. The ship could
change direction more quickly than the pilot’s biology was
actually okay with, which would require some design tweaks in
the XPN Mark 2.
The cannons on the XPN 1 were huge, bordering on
gigantic. Partly this is just a reflection of Shuupcavog
culture, which is very much on the
bigger is better
end of that spectrum. They were huge,
bordering on gigantic, also partly because the designers were
in a hurry and so used some existing land-based large gun
designs, slightly modified for use in space (that is, with no
atmosphere), on a ship. This would also result in some major
tweaking in the Mark 2. Many pilots in the Violets vs the
Indigos first ever Shuupcavog space battle died because the
recoil from their guns caused them to go spinning out of
control — quite a feat in a lightly-spherical ship
designed to spin around a lot. The pilots also wasted a lot of
ammunition shooting at enemy ships as they (the Violet pilots)
were spinning crazily around. The recoil from that shooting,
of course, only made matters worse for them because it added
to their spinning. There is such a thing as even more out
of control
.
Several pilots were executed after the battle for their copious waste of heavy slugs of metal during the first space battle.
The Indigos (for Aittotuofaibaegaezzauo) only had access to a
slightly older design, the Kapoosiif Mark 3. The KPS 3 was
still based on the idea of space fighters as airplanes in
space
and it looked the part. The KPS 3 looked very cool to
most people, although scientists warned everyone who would
listen that it was not really a great design for space. But,
not having had any battles to test the design in, very few
people listened. Those who did listen worked on the XPN 1.
The KPS 3 had relatively small guns, but they had explosive
bullets, which added to their cool factor. Many people among
the Shuupcavog thought the Indigos would win because they (the
people, but also a lot of the Indigos themselves)
thought the KPS 3 was so much cooler. Merits of either
potential emperor aside, people thought the Indigos had to win
because their ships would only need one shot to blow up each
enemy ship.
Never mind that getting hit with
a bullet
from an XPN 1 gun would mean total
annihilation.
Of course, it turns out it is hard for anyone to hit
anything — intentionally at least — when everyone are
rocky-planet-based life forms
and these everyone are flying
around in space fighting
in zero gravity. The battle may
have looked slightly organized on display screens in
headquarters buildings (ignore the shape-ism inherent in
head
quarters for the moment), but on the actual battlefield
(oddly, they did not say space battlefield
or battle
spacefield”)
total chaos
was being far too kind. More pilots
threw up from dizziness than hit anything.
In the end, the Violets won because they had bigger gas
tanks. Aside from the Violet ships that crashed into Shudocaagof
after going out of control, only a handful of ships on either
side were even damaged. But, when the Indigos had to retreat to
refuel, leaving the Violets in control, Tufeelahsoonaehaezzauo
claimed victory. Most people shrugged and said sounds
fair
.
To be fair to the Shuupcavog, almost every RPB life form
has a similar outcome the first time they try to fight in
space. As time goes on, though, they do get better at it. The
Shuupcavog did, too. But fortunately, most species also
eventually realize that the little pink people
don’t
seem to be out there and certainly aren’t coming to destroy
them anytime soon. As time goes on, most RPB species stop
fighting in space. Or, they destroy themselves, which also, of
course, means they aren’t fighting in space (or anywhere
else) anymore.
Only the Aepukaohoojubaipa’Tephahb had more than 10 space battles. They hold the record at 53 battles over 200 years. They are also one of the few RPB species to never develop the ground-to-space rocket. That may have played a role in their streak of 53 space battles. But, eventually, even the Aepukaohoojubaipa’Tephahb gave up fighting in space.
The Oh Dojerebi and The Event
In many ways Oh Dojerebi civilization was fairly advanced.
They had
The merits of polytheism
versus monotheism, and if either is any sort
of advance
is of interest only to the 43.9% of
RPB intelligent species that are theistic. come
to the idea of a single god far earlier than most civilizations
do. They had
agriculture almost as quickly.
Agriculture: all intelligent
RPB life gets that — it is practically part of the
definition of intelligent RPB life
. The surprise is
that so many intelligent RPB species do not move on to
civilization, even with agriculture. Further, the Oh Dojerebi
were lucky enough to have co-evolved with several
(non-intelligent) species that could be domesticated —
always a great advantage on any planet, and actually fairly
rare in the universe. It seems that life is more likely to
either become intelligent — and thus become the primary
life form on the planet, or remain
wild
and then, if unlucky enough to be on a planet with
intelligent life, to go extinct. Fortunately, as much
intelligent life as there is around the universe, there is
exponentially more life that is not civilization-creating
level intelligent. Being a wild
life form on a planet with
no intelligent life is actually pretty close to wild
life-form heaven, which of course they don’t have the concept
of, because they are wild.
The Oh Dojerebi were not advanced enough,
unfortunately, to have developed astronomy (they were still
working on astrology) in time to discover what was coming at
them. To be fair, even if they had, they would not have had
time (nor the tools) to do anything about it. When the meteors
hit their planet,The Oh Dojerebi
call their planet Oh Di’e Kgi
the Oh Dojerebi
were both ignorant (of the existence of the meteors) and
defenseless. Slightly over 40% of life on the planet went
extinct within a few years of the impacts. Some of the
Oh Dojerebi, and their domesticated animals
(for
lack of a better term), and some of the other life (especially
the small, abundant life) survived the meteors and the
aftermath. But, thousands of years passed before the
Oh Dojerebi rebuilt their civilization just to the point
it had been at before what they called The
Event
.
In Oh Doje’e!e — the Oh
Dojerebi language — The Event
is Oh Odi
En
.
Here again, the Oh Dojerebi were above average. Many RPB
civilizations get hit with debris from space at some
point. Eventually most of those that survive learn to deal
with the threat — and they don't do it with space
fighters
. But, for every RPB intelligent species, there is
thousands-of-years-long period where civilization is moving
right along, but that civilization cannot do anything about
impacts from space. These things happen all the time. Some
civilizations survive
(for various definitions of
survive”), some do not.
RPB civilizations that survive one hit usually (97.232% of
the time) do not get hit by space debris again — if
there was that much stuff in their neighborhood, their planet
probably would never had reached a condition that would allow
for them to have evolved in the first place. Thus, if you get
hit at all, you probably only get hit once before you develop
the technology to defend yourself.
The c,Tdheneqryre have the unfortunate
distinction of having been hit by significantly large debris
nine times during the early millennia of the development of
their civilization. Luckily for them, none of the hits was a
global extinction-level event. Unsurprisingly, it took them
much longer than average to get to the point that they could
defend themselves from further strikes. Surviving
that one strike is the important part. And 100% of RPB
intelligent life that survives a hit from space debris after
first developing civilization make defense against space
debris an important part of their cultures, going
forward. Understandably. Interestingly, they also are much
less likely to use planet-killer technology
(big
rocks, basically) against each other if they do end up
colonizing other planets in their area. However, there is
not much data on that because so few RPB civilizations go
out and colonize.
No colonization: It's a long and
boring story. The short answer is there are no good planets
nearby and terra
-forming is a lot harder than it
sounds. Even the species who could build a Dyson sphere (but
wouldn't bother) don't remake planets.
The Oh Dojerebi bounced back even more quickly than average. After they got themselves settled a bit, they developed astronomy, and it quickly became one of the most important functions of government. Unusual (but not unheard of) was the fact that the Oh Dojerebi quickly developed global government — that is, they moved through the city state, empire, and nation-state phases pretty quickly and relatively soon had a world government, in name at least. No one wanted a repeat of The Event. Even thousands of years later, The Event was still an often commemorated and highly traumatic event. Better that one government marshal the resources to scan the skies and make sure that The Event is a one-time-only thing.
Geology and archaeology were other important sciences that were developed as an almost direct (though much later) result of The Event. The Oh Dojerebi wanted to scan the skies, but they also wanted to learn more about what hit them, and what their civilization had been like before they got hit.
Science was not the only beneficiary of post-The Event
civilization. Almost immediately after The Event, religions
tried to explain it — and, of course, priests (and
astrologers, but most people didn’t really expect much from
them)
No fortune-teller foreseeing The
Event was seen, unsurprisingly, as a cosmically disqualifying
failure. No one claimed that ability ever again. tried
to explain why they had not given warning of the coming of The
Event. Certainly, if God (they were monotheistic, remember)
was mad at you, He
He
: sexist — the
Oh Dojerebi do have sex; like many intelligent RPB life
forms, they have seven. would give you warning
right? Stop misbehaving or I shall smite you
or
something like that, right? No one wanted to believe it was
an oops, did I do that?
accidental smiting. Not
really a deity thing to do.
So, over time The Event took on serious religious overtones. This sometimes made archaeology and geology dangerous professions, and even thousands of years after The Event, Oh Dojerebi culture had not worked through the consequences.
Oh Ngi Che!ike’e
Oh Ngi Che!ike’e was a geological archaeologist. She was gifted — finished top 3% of her class in school — and quickly gained a reputation for her insightful theories and successful archaeological digs. She found artifacts in places no one had thought to look before. She took both fields in new directions. Intelligent RPB life being intelligent RPB life, there were people with hurt feelings and grudges, and there there was gossip and scandal.
That being the case, Oh Ngi Che!ike’e was not believed at first, or even at second, when she claimed to have discovered a piece of the actual space debris that had caused The Event. She was not believed during her life, which may have been shorter than it should have been, if the rumors were true. Spoiler: the rumors were true. In fact, it was not until another researcher, hundreds of years later, discovered another piece of the space debris that scientists accepted Oh Ngi Che!ike’e conclusions as accurate and irrefutable. In the physical sciences, this is as it should be: eventually, the physical proof cannot be ignored any longer and the best explanation is accepted. At least, that is how it usually works with RPB intelligent life. For some reason, GG intelligent life is much better at ignoring physical proof, perhaps because it is much easier to get rid of physical proof in the core of a gas giant.
The bigger, much bigger, reason that it took so long for Oh Ngi Che!ike’e’s conclusions to be accepted was the unmistakable corollary to those conclusions. Even with all their astronomy, even with all their looking up at the stars in fear, the Oh Dojerebi civilization was not ready, even later, for proof that they were not alone in the universe. In this they were close to unique in several ways.
Unique in the Worst Way Possible
First, unlike almost all other RPB intelligent life forms,
the Oh Dojerebi never developed the idea of little
pink people
aliens coming to get them. They knew danger
was out there in space, but as a civilization they never
really explored the idea that other people might be out
there. That is rare among RPB
cultures.Interestingly,
the c,Tdheneqryre were another species that never developed
the idea of little pink people
out there. The theory is
that the focus on the inanimate dangers from space replaces
the need for a much less plausible danger from "little pink
people".
Second, because they developed world government so early in
their civilization, they had fewer wars for control than most
RPB civilizations. No one wanted to be the ruler who was
fighting a war at the time The Next Event
happened. Even if
you survived, no one would follow any side that had been
fighting when it happened. The result was that they never had
a first space battle
. The Oh Dojerebi developed all kinds of
weapons to defend themselves against space debris, but they
never bothered to go up to space to fight.
Third, science aside, The Event had acquired mystical and religious connections among many of the Oh Dojerebi. Even if they could fathom the idea of shooting giant pieces of metal at each other in space, they could not fathom any god, much less their own God, using one of those pieces of metal as a way to smite a planet unknown billions of miles away, totally unconnected to the civilization shooting those pieces of metal.
This is the way that the Oh Dojerebi were truly unique in the strictest sense of the word; they were the one and only planet accidentally hit by something created by another, unknown-to-them, RPB civilization.
Unintended Consequences
Most RPB civilizations had their first space battle
(ironically not the Oh Dojerebi) but most used lasers (or
similar energy weapons), which dissipate into
harmlessness, or missiles (which could be
remotely detonated). Very few (relatively speaking — the
number is currently over 16.95 million) first space battles
involved one or more sides shooting large pieces of metal at
each other. If they weren’t already using lasers or missiles,
civilizations, such as the Aepukaohoojubaipa’Tephahb (of the
53 space battles), who continue to fight in space for a while,
fairly quickly switch to lasers or missiles. (Frequently, this
switch comes only after a dizzy pilot accidentally gives a
city on their planet a very, very bad day.)
Of course, as most RPB civilizations eventually discover, a body in motion will stay in motion. Interestingly, GG civilizations always discover this, and always earlier than RPB civilizations. All of those pieces of metal fired during those almost 17 million first space battles (and all second and third, etc. battles), just kept going, and going, and going. Most — almost all, in fact — are still going and will never hit anything. After millions or billions of years, a few will fall into the gravity well of whatever star the piece of metal ends up near.
Of the tens of thousands of bullets fired during the
Shuupcavog’s first space battle, none of the bullets from the
Indigo’s ships did anything noteworthy. They were too
small. The
explosive
part only mattered to RPB life forms in
fragile ships in space. The ones that fell into the gravity
well of a planet somewhere burned up (possibly slightly, but
meaninglessly, explosively) in the atmosphere. If they did not
burn up, it was because there wasn’t enough of an atmosphere,
so there was not much interesting happening on the planet, and
it didn’t matter if a bullet did explode (again,
meaninglessly) on the surface. Eighty-three did go through the
atmosphere of various gas giant planets, but none of those hit
anything and did not do any damage to any GG
civilizations.
The bullets from the Violet’s XPN 1 ships, though, those were big enough to do some damage. Most, of course, did nothing interesting or tragic. A few — around 1% — were captured by a star’s gravity well and melted as they orbited closer and closer to the star. A few others — roughly another 1% (this seems to be a constant in the universe) — hit rocky planets with no life. A very small number — seven to be precise — hit rocky planets with life, but not civilization-creating intelligent life. All seven planets recovered (that is, were covered with life again) within a few hundred thousand years, although, if intelligent life does on day evolve on any of those seven, Spoiler: it will, on three of them. their geologists will have an interesting extinction event to study.
Finally, four Violet bullets, two from each forward
facing gun, fired at an Indigo fighter by
Foxuu’hgef
The XPN 1 that Foxuu'hgef
piloted crashed into Shudocaagof 9 minutes and 73 seconds
later. They were killed by the out-of-control spinning of
their ship well before that, however. as they were
spinning out of control missed the Indigo KPS 3 fighter,
missed Shudocaagof (luckily for the Shuupcavog), and kept
staying in motion all the way to Oh Di’e Kgi. Those
bullets lost a few grams of mass to micro-collisions during
their millions and millions of years journey. One bullet was
broken apart by an asteroid,
Interestingly, Ax!gc-Rsucc'tt
astronomers witnessed the collision through their
orbiting telescopes approximately 931,448 years later. They
were able to trace the paths of the bullet and the asteroid,
but at that point lost interest because nothing seemed to
indicate little pink people
. which was an even more
unlikely impact than hitting a rocky planet that had
civilization-creating intelligent life on it (luckily for
the Oh Dojerebi, in this case).
Many millions of years after the Shuupcavog had their first
space battle, and many millions minus a couple thousands of
years after the Shuupcavog had gone extinct (no connection to
space battles or space debris in general), three of the
bullets fired by Foxuu’hgef were caught in Oh Di’e
Kgi’s gravity well and spiraled in and created what would
later be known as Oh Odi En, The Event
.
Several thousands of years later, Oh Ngi Che!ike’e discovered one of Foxuu’hgef’s XPN 1’s bullets. It was obviously not natural. It was obviously made by an intelligent species. It was not until, about 200 years later, a second bullet was discovered (Oh Dojerebi history does not record who discovered it), that the Oh Dojerebi could accept the truth of Oh Odi En. Or, more accurately, they could no longer reject the truth. They were not alone in the universe. But it was not the work of their God or even a god. Oh Odi En was just random bad luck, on a literally cosmic scale. This is obviously not something that a society built for thousands of years around the idea of The Event was well positioned to deal with.
The universe is big. Most intelligent life (96.3% actually) never finds or contacts another intelligent species. When they do, it is a usually a pretty big let down, even if culturally and religiously it is a huge event with massive, deep, and long-lasting impacts on the societies. No one else had ever found out that they were not alone through bombardment (unintentional, to be sure) by the debris of some other civilization's space battle (first or otherwise). In this the Oh Dojerebi were unique in the fullest sense of the word.
In the end, however, one way that the Oh Dojerebi were not unique was the length of their existence. Before another 1,738 years had passed, the Oh Dojerebi had joined the Shuupcavog, the Aepukaohoojubaipa’Tephahb, and untold numbers of other species (including RPB, GG, and all the other forms of life, intelligent and otherwise) in being extinct.Perhaps ironically, the c,Tdheneqryre are not extinct (as of this writing) and are, in fact, now one of the longest surviving RPB civilization-creating, intelligent, life forms.